{"product_id":"just-pretend-im-not-here-funny-coffee-mug","title":"Just Pretend I'm Not Here Funny Coffee Mug | Workplace Humor Gift","description":"\u003ch2\u003eJust Pretend I'm Not Here\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePresent in body. Mentally somewhere else! Some days you're ready to take on the world; other days you're simply showing up and minding your business.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBring a little laughter to your routine with this statement mug from Kingdom Decor \u0026amp; Gifts Boutique. The saying “Just Pretend I'm Not Here, That's What I'm Doing” combines bold black lettering, bright red script, and blue accents on a white mug. Hearts, decorative swirls, and banner-style details add playful personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnjoy a coffee break or afternoon tea with a little workplace humor. This mug also makes a fun gift for coworkers, teachers, friends, introverts, or anyone who appreciates a sarcastic joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes one coffee mug, sold individually for $8.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite with red, black, and blue lettering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSaying: Just Pretend I'm Not Here, That's What I'm Doing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHearts, decorative swirls, and banner lettering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard side handle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo additional colors, sizes, or designs are offered in this listing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExact capacity has not been confirmed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHand washing is recommended to help preserve the decorative design. Microwave and dishwasher safety have not been verified.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne mug only. The collage shows multiple views of the design, not a set. Beverages and decorative accessories are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd a little humor to your next coffee break.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kingdom Scented Co. — Kingdom Decor \u0026 Gift Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45496137089090,"sku":"KDG033","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/1307\/1170\/files\/Just_Pretend_Mug_Design.png?v=1791518635","url":"https:\/\/kingdomscentedco.com\/products\/just-pretend-im-not-here-funny-coffee-mug","provider":"Kingdom Scented Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}