{"product_id":"just-pretend-im-not-here-funny-sarcastic-ceramic-coffee-mug","title":"\"Just Pretend I'm Not Here\" Funny Sarcastic Ceramic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFor those mornings when you need your coffee first and conversation second.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDescription:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eServe up your daily dose of caffeine with a heavy splash of humor! Featuring playful lettering that reads \u003ci\u003e\"Just Pretend I'm Not Here, THAT'S What I'm Doing,\"\u003c\/i\u003e this mug speaks the relatable truth for introverts, busy parents, and hard-working professionals everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand-finished with vibrant red, navy, and black lettering details, this sturdy ceramic mug is designed for maximum cozy vibes—whether you're conquering early morning emails or hiding out in your favorite reading nook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHighlights:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelatable \u0026amp; Fun:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold, vibrant typography with cute arrow and flourish accents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Comfortable handle and solid weight for daily coffee, tea, or hot cocoa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e Ideal for coworkers, introverts, friends, or anyone with a great sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCustomization \u0026amp; Bundle Add-On:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💡 \u003cb\u003eMake it a Set!\u003c\/b\u003e Love this mug design? You can group multiple mugs or pair them together for a set! Custom group options are available for an extra \u003cb\u003e$5.00 per cup\u003c\/b\u003e—perfect for matching office gifts, family sets, or friend groups. \u003ci\u003e(Select your grouping options before checkout!)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eHand washing recommended to preserve the brightness of the custom lettering.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Kingdom Scented Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44727468326978,"sku":"KS-Mugs-019","price":9.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/1307\/1170\/files\/6373.png?v=1786644725","url":"https:\/\/kingdomscentedco.com\/products\/just-pretend-im-not-here-funny-sarcastic-ceramic-coffee-mug","provider":"Kingdom Scented Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}